Computers must be female. No one but the creator understands their internal logic.  The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.  The message “Bad command or file name” is about as informative as, “If you don’t know why I’m mad at you, then I’m certainly not going to […]

Yeah, right..

On hearing one of his students use the expression, “I don’t know nothing about it…” a teacher took the opportunity to explain about double negatives and correct grammar to the class. The teacher explained, “In the English and Dutch language a double negative makes the statement positive, so your assertion that you ‘don’t know nothing […]